If you step into the naughty side with me, I’ll give you a treat. I know how much you love to watch porn, and I also know that the only thing that would make it better was if it was more immersive, more real. And you know what? That’s completely in my power to give you, and I like to give you treats — so I give you that gift. Every time from now on that you watch porn, it’s going to be a little more real, a little more tangible, the realism growing so slowly that you hardly know what’s happening until you look back and realize just how hot it is now compared to a week ago, a month ago, longer . . . and if that realization drags you into a porn addiction, a feedback fueled loop of vicious compulsive porn-aided masturbation, well . . . that’s on you. Some gifts have teeth, pet.