You know what gets you the hottest. You know what gets you the hardest, makes you come so intensely that you’re breathless, what you crave and need deep down. And guess what? It’s time to go get it — in real life.

Deliciously and deliberately vague, this is for all you boys who need a firm kick in the ass to chase down the pleasure you’ve been denying yourself. Bossy, dominant, and demanding, I compel you to get off your ass, stop being such a chickenshit, and go get what you’ve been lusting after for years instead of making excuses. Whatever it is — this is going to light a fire under your ass to take the plunge and experience it. This will fit with any secret fantasy, no matter what it is — and you’re going to love it.